I've come to the conclusion that the people who have the biggest collections are those who have been 'gifted' implements by fellow bloggers, a sure way of feeling their friends' love.
My collection is tiny in comparison but it just goes to show what an angel I am.
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| Guess which ones I like best? |
Harry made the wooden paddle, so I have a love/hate relationship with it. I love it because he made it specially and hate it because "wood is no good." The long one in the middle is an evil rubber thing described online as a flogger. It hasn't been near my bottom and that's the way I'd like it to stay. The one in the photo is a replacement. Harry received the despatch message for the original one whilst we were away on holiday, so expected it to be on our doormat when we returned. It wasn't, so he checked the tracking information which showed it had been left in the porch. None of our neighbours had taken it in so we could only think it had been stolen. We laughed so much at the thought of the thief opening that parcel. We're still awaiting the blackmail letter.
Rosie
Rosie,
ReplyDeleteI could devise a funny blackmail ransom note just for the fun of it, but too much work. If you are like me, you choose your husband's hands as your most favorite. Right?
It is Sunday afternoon, so I thought you might be going other things with the shades down and the curtains pulled. However, here you are blogging! What gives?
Meredith
Meredith,
DeleteYes, you're right, Harry's hands are my favourite implements. I love the intimacy of hand to bottom action.
I'm happy to say that our curtains were drawn and the windows were firmly closed on Sunday afternoon, as per schedule. My blog timeline is on the wrong setting because I've been too lazy to set it to BST. I actually posted the blog around 10pm, UK time.
Rosie xx
I love the hands included in the photo!! 'Hands down' the overall favorite for us all I'm sure. It's a lovely collection and I have never had any doubt that you're an angel.
ReplyDeletePK, I'm sure that hands are the 'hands down' favourite too. Harry laughed when he read the bit about me being an angel. I can't think why.
DeleteRosie xx
Love the hands being in the picture!! That's gotta be your favorite!!!
ReplyDeleteEva, they're definitely my favoured implements. That's not necessarily a soft option, though. Harry has demonstrated many times that a hand is all he needs to deliver an effective spanking.
DeleteRosie xx
You are so cute! His hands in the photo. By far, my favorite. Amy
ReplyDeleteWelcome Amy,
DeleteI asked Harry to put his hands in with the implements because my tally is so puny! They are my favourite by far too.
Rosie xx
Rosie I'm guessing Harrys hands are your favourite. Funny how someone stole your parcel. That would be a good fly on the wall moment when they're opening it to see their face.
ReplyDeleteYou sure don't have many but as you say you're an angel.
Hugs Lindy
Lindy, we'd have loved to have seen the thief's face when he/she opened the package. We wonder what became of it, not your average eBay item!
DeleteRosie xx
Hi Rosie, Aw that is so sweet! hubby took one look at the picture and said he liked the look of that long one!! He can forget it....
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Jan, don't worry, I won't disclose where that evil thing came from!
DeleteIn Harry's defence, the online photo was quite dark and the bumps didn't show up clearly. He says he'll keep it in case I do something really bad, so it's unlikely to come out of the toy box again :) .
Rosie xx
I also love that you included his hands....my favorite also. That black one with the 'bumps' looks like one to stay far away from. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Abby, I intend to keep that black rubber thing well away from my backside. Hands are far and away the best.
DeleteRosie xx
Rosie, a lovely collection. I loved that your husband's hands are in the picture. Floggers, we did have one but I couldn't find it.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Thanks, Ronnie. It's a very small collection compared with all the others I've seen but it works for us.
DeleteRosie xx
my favourite - the hands! Nice!
ReplyDeleteHi Fondles. I think hands are everyone's favourite.
DeleteRosie xx
Love seeing your collection, Rosie! :) I also loved that your hubby put his hands there! Oh for sure, that is my favourite as well. There is nothing quite as wonderful as Rob's hands on me. Very clever, fun and great way to show your spanky things! Many hugs,
ReplyDelete<3 Katie
Hi Katie,
DeleteThere's nothing like the smack of a bare hand on a bare bottom! Harry says he only uses a paddle to stop his hand getting sore.
Rosie xx
I love that you put his hands in!
ReplyDeleteI love the hand of my man the best as well!
You have a nice collection!
Hi Minelle,
DeleteHarry thought it was fun to put his hands in my collection; I certainly needed something to boost the number!
It's good to see you around again; I hope life is getting less stressful for you.
Rosie xx